- I like to think of Jesus as a mischievous badger.

- I like to picture Jesus as a figure skater. He wears like a white outfit, and He does interpretive ice dances of my life’s journey.

- I like to think of Jesus as an Ice Dancer, dressed in an all-white jumpsuit, and doing an interpretive dance of my life.

- I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo T-Shirt because it says I want to be formal, but I’m here to party.

- I like to think of Jesus like with giant eagles wings, and singin’ lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd with like an angel band and I’m in the front row and I’m hammered drunk!

Cal Naughton, Jr.: I had a dream where Jesus was a dirty old bum, and I was about to sock him in the face because, well he’s a dirty old bum, but then I thought, there’s something special about him…
Ricky Bobby: Because it was Jesus, right…
Cal Naughton, Jr.: Yeah…